Selesai Government Interview... Straight away to Strait Quay

Tarikh: 29 November 2011
Tempat: Jabatan Perangkaan ----> Strait Quay
Mood: parpu semua

Salam,

Hi!! As i've told u guys before today i've to attend interview.. morning at 6.30 wake up with sleepy face.. Take all my things and ready for the interview.. Akibat manja terlebih maka ditemani Mak, Abang n Kak.. My Bro take off day today just to send me.. And my sister at first we want to send her to work then only she change her mind to follow us.. As i arrived there as usual butterfly in my stomach huhu.. Take a lift and go to level 7 as written in the letter.. the door open and nothing there... yeah right .. ask people then she said level 6.. okeyh.. go to level 6 then see my name at the name list then have to go to level 7 again.. haha explorace meyh hehe.. then go inside the waiting room. ok i've seen this one fellow looks alike my childhood friend.. even my sis mentioned it to.. haa i asked my mom and my sis to accompany me until level 7 okeyh.. tak manja sangat k.. ada yang nak masuk waiting room pun parent teman..hehe

ok back to the story.. that fellow sat besides me and i 'curik'curik' tengok nama dia dalam resume.. hello just to make sure she's my friend k.. and yeah totally.. So i start to ask her.. does she remember me.. then she make that stranger face.. okey she's dont rember..malunya aq after give some clue then she remember and so surprised i am me haha ah'ha thank Allah otherwise it will be shameful to me haha.. So we talked and reminiscing the childhood time.. oh yeah of coz ask for Facebook account beb not phone number hihih according to list i'm number 10.. what a superb amazing number aint it..
ok i tell u what people around me have their note with them.. feels like we are all gone take exam.. i feel awkward.. " awat la depa ni semua duk baca.. aq ja tak pa nak baca ni.. ni yang tak senang duduk" luckily my friend Harnida brought note so i read with her.. When she left me for her turn.. i was so gelabah biawak but try to act se'cool' mungkin haha.. then it my turn.. it's my time .. Walaupun dah 4kali pergi interview aq tetap nervous der.. knocked the door and give a cute smile to interviewers.. yeah interviewers okeyh not interviewer.. Interview kerajaan memang sah kena duduk jauh sikit dari depa so that they can see from head to toe.. aq pun duduk cam pengantin yang tersipu2 malu gamaknya haha

the interview session start

interviewer1: ok cik siti zubaidah ye..

Me: ye saya..

interviewer1: cik ye..

Me: hala tak kawen lagi la (monolog dalam hati)
proses meng'check' resume dan file dijalankan..

interviewer1: oh ada kelulusan diploma ye.. ok.. (terus memproses resume)

interviewer2: ok kita test BIdia  la,. Bi dia power kan result..

Me: masak aq.. aq tak prepare pa pun la.. apa ni tak fair er (dalam hati)
interviewer1 & 2: ok tell me about your self?
me: bla..bla.bla..

interviewer1: your sibing?

me: bla..bla...bla..

interviewer2: ok la kita cakap bahasa melayu pulak ye.. saja ja tadi.

me: main2 kan aq je.. dalam hati lega haha  (monolog)

interviewer1: nk keja kat penang kan.. penang ni cam oversea kena cakap english..ok pernah tengok duit RM10?

Me.: yup mesti lah (apa punya soalan la..)

interviewer1: gambaq sapa ada dalam duit tu?

Me.: gambar agung dulu2...(serius tak ingat nama wei.. serius nampak stupid kan wakaka)

interviewer1: ok..dulu2 ye.. belakang duit RM10 ada gambaq apa?

Me:  (p dah...aq tak pernah nak belek la..) emmm.. saya tak ingat.(someone please help me)

Interviewer1: mata tu pakai contact lens ke..ingat anak kacukan?

Me: yup contact lens..

Interviewer1: patot besar jek mata ..power berapa?

Me: 300
Interviewer1: ni kalau bukak memang tak nampak apa la kan
Me: ah'ha tak nampak apa ( hina la aq rabun huhuhu)

interviewer1: haha ok2..gigi seorang dewasa ada berapa?

Me: (Allah... 32 ka 21...tembak ja eida ooi) emmm 21 (okeyh semua silakan rama2 gelakkan aq)

interviewer 2: belah atas ka belas bawah ada 11 gigi..(sambil gelak)

Me: (ok aq dah silap. nak lari mak!!!
Interviewer1:ni saya tanya benda yang  kita ada ni.. belum saya tanya panjang usus berapa.. mata ada berapa..hidung..
Me:(chamdek la pulak... layan aq cam dak2 huwaaa) hehe

Interviewer1: ok prinsip rukun negara?

Me: Kepercayaan kepada Tuhan, Kesetiaan kepada Raja dan Negara, Keluhuran Perlembagaan,err sat ( otak jem mula la nak kira2 balik.. kecian wei tengok aq time tu ..) kedaulatan undang2.. kesopanan dan kesusilaan ( perghh.. nasib hafal semalam hehe)

Interviewer1: tengok kat sijil berhenti sekolah 20 hari tak pergi sekolah.. banyak tu kenapa tak pergi sekolah

Me: ( dia tanya pulak.. tingkatan 5 mestla baloq nak pergi sekolah) emm demam.. sakit.

Interviewer1: sampai 20 hari demam.. tak logik tu

Me:( haish.. ) bukan 20 hari tu bukan demam semua.. ada la sebab lain ( adoii nak bagi alasan apa ni)

Interviewer2: bas tinggal kot..

Me: ah'ha hahaha.. ( apasal interview ni banyak gelak er??)

Interviewer2: emmm kerja eksekutif tu sekarang nak jadi staff pula?

Me: ( dia tanya dah )company ni company baru so tak ada pekerja sangat.. so depa bagi post macam tu la

Interviewer2: bawah awak ada orang?

Me: Despacth je..

Interviewer2: oohh memang tak da orang bawahan la ye.

Me: ah'ha..

Interviewer2: sana buat kerja apa ye?

Me: bla.... bla... bla....

Interviewer1: gaji rm1100 basic la er?

Me: emm tak.. campur dengan elaun sekali..
Interviewer1: duit tu buat apa? spend untuk apa?
Me: ( mak aq kalau ada ni konpem dia nanti kata " dia duk perabis beli barang online encik") bla...bla... bla..

interviewer2: tahu tak kerja pembantu tadbir ni buat apa?

Me: bla...bla... bla...

interviewer2: ni kacukan ka nama bapa cam lain jek 

Me: eh tak.. melayu (hahhaa menyembunyi kan haha)

 lagi tak berapa ingat dia tanya apa.. sebab aq rasa time aq sat sangat.. orang lain lama pulak.. sah aq di "REJECT' awai2 haha.. dah la tanya soalan simple tak tahu jawab.. serious nampak stupid.. cam nak hentak kepala kat dinding huwaa  keluar dari bilik interview sesat tak jumpa lift.. tula aa dah kata jangan tinggal aq tanpa pengawasan haha.. nasib at last jumpa..Okey mest u all rasa apa depa ni tanya unrelated question.. from my point of view, the main reason they ask all those question to see our reaction.. untuk tahu kita ni peka ke tak dengan benda.. So to next candidate.. Mirae.. cepat belek semua duit.. IC and segala yang ada...

Then after that, pergi sampai batu feringghi p carik makan.. suggestion aq pergi nasi kandaq tak diendahkan huhu .. pergi tesco jalan2 jap beli strawberry shake McD.. time nak balik tu lalu dekat Strait Quay.. dah terlajaq actually but my bro patah balik.. Nak snap2 pic katanya.. Tempa tu so awesome la.. cantik view dia.. Later boleh ajaq si dia makan Secret recipe kat situ sebab tempat dia lawa dari SR tempat lain.. Adoi dah la pakai baju kurung ja nak tangkap pic pun cam malu2 hehe..

panas gila wei

 

tak larat maka duduk sebentar bersama secret recipe haha

terlena lak aq disitu wakakak

it's mom besday..eleh2 cuap sikit

kek sponsor by my sis

gaji i tak masuk klu x dah leh belanja semua

rasa cam ada kat mana2 kan hehe

p/s: so people out there.. always keen with all things around u.. u'll never imagine these type of question come up in an interview huhu..